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clesktop:

when your friend does something embarrassing in public

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dalekpoetry:

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

This post got really deep really fast

neildegrassetyson:

neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

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ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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Oh bother.

I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

knock knock

who’s there?

well it’s not your fucking parents because they don’t knock

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

IF I SAID GOODNIGHT TO YOU AND THEN POSTED AFTERWARD I AM SORRY I PROMISE I WAS NOT LYING TO U I JUST HAVE TROUBLE WITH THE SLEEP SO I CHECK MY PHONE